Thursday, March 28, 2013

JFD153: Slumber Party Massacre 3, Toad Warrior, Child's Play 3


It's our third birthday and our cake is frosted with tears. After three trips around the sun (and hundreds to the moon) Mark is stepping down. It's not all sad though, you get to find out who is taking his place (Spoiler: you'll feel pretty good about it), and obviously we're gonna talk about some movies and crack jokes. Since it's a celebration we're skipping Nerd News and DVDs this week so we can share our top 3 and bottom 3 picks of films we covered on the show from this last year. We know you're thinking "Dang! That's a lot already, what else though?" Well, we'll tell you what else.

You know how much we like themes and running jokes and stuff right? Well it's our third birthday so naturally we thought it would be fun to take a look at three Part 3's. The catch was we had to have already covered parts 1 and 2.

Up first, it's more pillow fights and sleepless nights. After a rousing game of beach volleyball some teens get together to eat dessert and talk about boys, but you can't sleep with the sound of a roaring drill in your ear! It's 1990's SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE III!

Next, Donald G. Jackson, Scott Shaw, and some friends got together under and overpass and decides to make another Frogtown movie. It's zen filmmaking and yes you have been reading all of this correctly. Can you believe how long ago we covered HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN? Man, time flies. (Get it?) Anyway, we're talking FROGTOWN 3: THE TOAD WARRIOR.

And finally we get all dolled up, just for you guys. Chucky returns with teeth and tenacity and also the ability to mail himself around. It's military school mayhem with plenty of one liners to boot. CHILD'S PLAY 3 rounds out this landmark episode.

All this plus witty banter between friends, complete confidentiality, no police involvement, soundboard antics, Donald Lloyd of the Junk Food Dinner Warehouse, Junk (voice)Mails, quips from Grandpa, Boys II Men tributes, and so much more! 


Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).
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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Choose Your Own Episode!

In a few weeks, on JFD157, we'll be doing a whole show full of the listener-suggested movies you've emailed or voice-mailed or tweeted in. But here's the rub! We only do three movies a show, and we get literally thousands of suggestions a day. So each of us hosts are picking three of the suggestions and then you Junkies (should you choose to accept the mission) will vote on those nine and whittle them down to three. Hopefully we'll be left with the cream of the crop. Here are our choices and you can vote using the little widget deal in the top left. We're also including the trailers so you can make an informed decision. This isn't a presidential election or some dumb shit, after all.

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (1973)

The Super Inframan (1975)

Devil's Rain (1975)

Phenomena (1985)

The Stabilizer (1986)

Aswang (1994)

Versus (2000)

Funky Forest (2005)

Bellflower (2011)

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Junk Food Dinner's April Movie Calendar!

April's gonna be a wild and emotional month for Junk Food Dinner. Famed Spectacle Theater Dumper, Mack Friendo is departing. How will Kevin and Parker recoup? Candarian Demons, Revenge and Corey Feldman: That's how!

You'll also notice the mysterious question marks on the listener suggestion show. We'll have more info on that next week. Stay glued to your podcast device, dudes!

JFD154: The New Co-Host Emerges!

  • Tiger on the Beat (1988)
  • Bad Boy Bubby (1993)
  • Witch Hunt (1994)
JFD155: Evil Dead Theme Show
  • The Evil Dead (1981)
  • Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
  • Evil Dead (2013)
JFD156
  • Burst City (1982)
  • Ragewar (aka The Dungeonmaster) (1984)
  • Rock & Roll High School Forever (1991)
JFD157: Listener Suggestion Show
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
JFD158: Death Wish Theme Show
  • Death Wish (1974)
  • Death Wish 2 (1982)
  • Death Wish 3 (1985)

Thursday, March 21, 2013

JFD152: Teen Wolf, Monster High, Night of the Dribbler


Boom Shaka Laka! The world's #1 cult movie and basketball podcast finally gets around to covering not one, not two, but THREE basketball-themed horror comedies.

Up first, Michael J. Fox is Scott, a teenager going through some changes. But unlike your average pubescent experience, Scott's transformation into manhood is a bit more supernatural. Fortunately, he is able to use his new found powers to dominate on the court, in the 1985 hit comedy Teen Wolf.

Then, two goofy aliens steal a doomsday device (shaped like a basketball, of course) and accidentally find themselves on Earth. When the destructive force known as Mr. Armageddon is released from the basketball, he unleashes an army of monsters onto an unsuspecting high school. Now the helpless teens need to take on Mr. Armageddon in a game of hoops to save the world in 1989's Monster High.

And finally, a high school basketball equipment manager is trying to make the team while the team's captains are being picked off one by one by a mysterious killer. Meanwhile, famous impressionist Fred Travalena hams it up as multiple characters in the extremely wacky Night of the Dribbler from 1990.

All this plus witty banter between friends, soundboard antics, Mark's second to last show, songs about basketball, intense Junk (voice)Mails, DVD & Blu-ray releases, Nerd News and so much more!

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

JFD151: Video Diary of a Lost Girl, A Million in the Morning, Operation Pink Squad 2

Kevin's off this week to hang out at some SXSW thing in Boston, but Mark and Parker hold things down here with the help of friend of the show, Sean Byron and the JFD Grampa.

First, a girl's supernatural origins cause death for anyone she sleeps with in 2012's "Video Diary of a Lost Girl." We're joined by the director and writers Lindsay Denniberg and Chris Shields to talk about the film, influences, surrealism, Peter North, the benefits of friends in bands and lots more.

Next, a documentary about marathon movie-watching gets derailed by an exhausted, drunken Gavin McInnes in 2010's "A Million in the Morning." Originally meant to be a straight documentary about a Netflix contest to crown a new world record for most movies watched with no sleep, host Gavin McInnes (VICE, Street Carnage) takes the production dangerously off the rails.

Finally, a police sting is crashed by ghosts in the 1987 Hong Kong slapstick comedy "Operation Pink Squad 2." Directed by Jeffrey Lau This flick is beyond crazy from start to finish and features non-chalant turd revelations, air humping, remote control helicopter ghost fighters, elves, ghost rape, toe sucking and so much more.

You'll get all this, Nerd News, DVDs, good times with good dudes and happiness!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes. Our birthday is coming up and we'd love to get some reviews and ratings as presents!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

JFD150: Ghost Dad, Devil in Miss Jones 3:
A New Beginning, Surf Nazis Must Die


Behold, Junkies! Another landmark episode! We've hit another milestone in to kick off what we're about to start referring to as Milestone March - it's our 150th episode! Let's dig in!

Up first, we FINALLY (we know you've been waiting) get to tackle a true classic in every sense of the word - GHOST DAD. Bill Cosby is Elliot Hopper overworked and underloved and he's having a rough day! After hailing the cab of a devout satanist, on the way to broker a huge deal for his company - Hopper ends up at the bottom of a river. He doesn't stay there for long as his restless spirit returns to bang his neighbor, freak out old people, and help his son do magic tricks. Sidney Poitier directs this masterpiece from 1990. 

Next - a tour of hell filtered through the lens of the Dark Brothers! What could be better? Did we mention this was a porno with a bouncy (see what we did there?) new wave soundtrack? Lois Ayres is Justine Jones in THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES 3: A NEW BEGINNING!

Finally, another oft requested Troma adventure. The beaches are overrun with gangs (you knew that) but none so notorious as the Surf Nazis. After losing her home to an earthquake and her son to gang violence - Mama Washington wants revenge. And you don't want to get in her way! SURF NAZIS MUST DIE!

All this plus witty banter between friends, complete confidentiality, no police involvement, soundboard antics, Donald Lloyd of the Junk Food Dinner Warehouse, Junk (voice)Mails, DVD & Blu-ray releases, Nerd News and so much more!

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).
Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes. We gain adult terms for reproductive organs from your love and support.

Friday, March 1, 2013

A Spookies Celebration!

Hey, dudes. If you've been a long-time JFD listener, you'll know that we fucking love the movie Spookies. This movie has it all: Exploding Grim Reapers, a dude who wears a shirt of himself with a puppet, farting mud mummies, people getting old, blue cat gypsy mens and so much more! Well, last week our own Parker joined the dudes at Bloodbaths and Broomsticks to do an audio commentary for the flick (and to celebrate their 50th episode!). You can head on over to their site to donloyd the commentary along with their interviews with some of the Spookies cast.

If you're still hungry for more Spookies, be sure to check out our original Spookies episode (it was one of the first ones. A classic!). You can also watch ( ! ) ol' Mark Freado on The A&P Show with some of the Spookies folks to chat up the movie and have some laughs.