Friday, May 29, 2015

JFD264: Red Sonja, Happy Birthday to Me, Revenge of the Ninja

Oh boy, those Junk Food Dinner guys are at it again. This time, we pay tribute to our beloved t-shirt designer Paul by reviewing three of his favorite flicks! We talk bad guys, metal snakes, and undermined bad-assery - it's a live one.

Up first, we travel to the Hyborian Age, where Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger exchange sexy glances while questing across the countryside to destroy a sacred talisman. It's Red Sonja from 1985!

Next! We celebrate a day of birth by watching a night full of death, as Canadian teens get picked off one by one by a mysterious killer. It's Happy Birthday to Me from director J. Lee Thompson!

Finally, we hit up the world-famous Japanese art galleries of Salt Lake City, where secret American ninjas conspire to smuggle heroin into our nation. It's Revenge of the Ninja from Cannon Films!

All this plus witty banter between friends, fans of right angles, black leather gloves, soda can trashbags, Nerd News and This Week in DVD, hot tub nipples, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!



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Friday, May 22, 2015

JFD263: Mad Max - Fury Road, Supermensch, Bring me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman

Enjoy yourself this week! Kissing Contest's The Producer is in the JFD studios this week, because Sean's out living in a spaghetti western.

First, Max Rockatansky returns (now played by Tom Hardy) after 3 decades to race across the Wasteland in "Mad Max: Fury Road." Creator George Miller returns to turn his tiny Ozploitation story into a huge blockbuster event.

Then, a documentary about one of Hollywood's unsung heroes in 2013's "Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon." Mike Myers (the "Wayne's World" one) co-directs this talking head doc about Alice Cooper's manager.

Finally, a DJ gets tasked with an assassination in 2012's "Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman." It's Chilean grindhouse nostalgia meets video game obsession.

All this, plus junk mails, DVDs, Face to Face Chat, Anna Kendrick Chat, Riverboat Gamblers Chat, Doan's fanbase of children, LeBron pride, and so much more.


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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

JFD June Schedule

Hey, Junkies! Here's our June calendar. We'll be delving into '80s and '90s Nostalgia... moreso that usual, I guess for a hot theme show. We'll also be discovering the hidden mysteries of the Yeti, perhaps solving the answer to the question, "What's a Bigfeetsmen doing out here in the foothills?" We've also got a hot theme show to celebrate all the dad's out there. We're finally doing every dad's favorite movies: '70s disaster flicks. There's also a couple loose, no-theme eps and whatnot. What do you think?

JFD265: Nostalgia Week!

  • Masters of the Universe (1987)
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
  • Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995)
JFD266: Bigfeetsmen Week!
  • Bigfoot (1970)
  • Night of the Demon (1980)
  • Harry & the Hendersons (1987)
JFD267
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972)
  • Tapeheads (1988)
  • Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me (1992)
JFD268: Dadsaster Week!
  • The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
  • The Towering Inferno (1974)
  • Earthquake (1974)
JFD269
  • Captain America: Death Too Soon (1979)
  • Moonstalker (1989)
  • Acción Mutante (1993)

Thursday, May 14, 2015

JFD262: Revenge of the Nerds, Takin' It All Off, Porky's



Sneak down to the basement, turn off all the lights and make sure your mom doesn't come down, because this week it's 80's Sex-Comedy Week on JFD!

Up first, we examine the movie that brought geek culture into the masses, Revenge of the Nerds from 1984. Directed by Jeff Kanew and starring a now classic line-up of nerds (Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Curtis Armstrong, etc), it went on to be a staple in video stores and on cable TV in the 80's and 90's.

Next, we take a look at film heavy on the sex, but light on the comedy with Takin' It All Off from 1987. It's the sequel to Takin' It Off from 1985 and stars Kitten Natividad, Candie Evans and Becky LeBeau as our always-naked protagonists trying to raise money to keep their *ahem* "stripper school" afloat. Also making an appearance is George 'Buck' Flower, who also co-wrote and produced the flick.

And finally, we tackle another hallmark of the 80's video store/cable TV scene with Porky's from 1982. Seems like everyone in the world (except Parker) has seen this seminal teen comedy about a group of high school kids (Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Tony Ganios, etc) in the 50's who are desperate to get laid and try to infiltrate the local strip club/brothel; Porky's. This movie was directed by Bob Clark, the same guy who brought us Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, Black Christmas and of course, A Christmas Story.  

All this plus witty banter between friends, credit card for t-shirt scams, The Memphis Maniac, homeless people masturbating in the library, Nerd News and This Week in DVD/Blu-rays, panty raid confessions, boob talk, butt talk, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement and a whole lot more!

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

JFD261: Murphy's Law, Judex, Intent to Kill

Does the terrible reign of Mark Freado, founding father of Kissing Contest, no know bounds? Only this week's episode of JFD can tell, as he joins Parker and Sean this week to chat about cool names, girls on exercise bikes, and three cult-tacular movies. (Kevin must be in Boston or something)

Up first, we chain ourselves to Charles Bronson and Kathleen Wilhoite while we run from those coppers, while watching the 1986 Canon flick Murphy's Law! This unlikely pairing of actors explore the important subjects of dope farms and mayonaise sandwiches, and we're there to take in all the action. It's got the Bradbury Building!

Next! Old man Freado brings us on a quite a rollicking caper with 1963's Judex! Based on an earlier film serial, this stylized look at man's greed comes from French director Georges Franju (Eyes Without a Face), and has some really sick-ass bird-face masks! On top of that, the lead actor spent time in his life as a magician, which is something.

Speaking of Gawthornes, there's nothing inadvertent about our aim to discuss Intent to Kill. Traci Lords and Yaphet Kotto star in this low-budget sleazy LA crime flick, and almost manage to avoid looking like they were reading their lines on screen for the first time. But hey, sweet car crashes abound.

All this plus witty banter between friends, Grains of Mayonnaise, Characters explaining the titles, The biggest hands Parker has ever seen on a human, People who like capers, Keeping that Saw Theme Going, Yaphet Kotto's Subtle Toupee, Nerd News and This Week in DVD, awkward follow-ups, absolute confidentiality, continued lack of police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!



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Friday, May 1, 2015

JFD260: New Gladiators, Robot Jox, Legion of Iron

Hey, Junkies. Strap on your helmet and grab a laser sword. It’s futuristic Gladiator week! Parker's out watching The Avengers ... all week somehow, so we're joined by our brother Mark Freado! If you like Mark, be sure to check out his podcast ... though we don't know what it's called. Just search for Mark Freado's Dad on google.

First, contestants battle on a violent Italian game show for big ratings in Lucio Fulci’s “New Gladiators" from 1984, starring Fred Williamson.

Next, fighters duke it out in giant mech suits in “Robot Jox" from 1989. The film is directed by Stuart Gordon ("Re-Animator," "From Beyond") and pretty much bankrupted Empire Pictures.

Finally, a high school couple are taken to a queen’s gladiator arena in 1990 little-known flick, “Legion of Iron.”

All this, plus Nerd News, DVDs, Exclusive Adam Sandler news, remembering the time Sean invented JFD, voicemails, sing-a-longs, White Buffalo Chat and so much more!


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