Thursday, June 29, 2017

JFD370: The Ghosting, The Winter Soldier, Major Grom

Grab some fireworks! We're back, Junkies!

First up, a dude sells his movie theater to raise money to make a ghost movie. That's the real story. What happens in the actual movie is anyone's guess -- "The Ghosting" aka "Bad Ghost."

Next, Captain America finds himself in a present day where nazis have infiltrated the American system in "Captain America: Winter Soldier."

Finally, a Russian cop stops a bank robbery in the short film, "Major Grom."

All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Sean rearranging furniture, Wayne calls in and so much more!


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Thursday, June 22, 2017

JFD369: Lifeforce, Ed Wood, I Am Here... Now


Much to Parker's delight, JFDecades is coming to a close. And we're finishing strong with three oddball flicks with an emphasis on notoriously bad directors!

Up first, a group of astronauts (including Steve Railsback of Nukie fame) find an alien ship inside the tail of Halley's Comet. They find a group of naked vampires and bring them back to their ship. But when there's an explosion on the ship killing most of the crew, only Railsback and the vampires escape, landing on Earth. Now the vampire aliens are on the loose and it's up to Railsback and a bunch of Brits to track them down before they bring on armageddon in 1985's Lifeforce, directed by Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist) and released by Cannon Films.

Next, Tim Burton directs a black and white biopic about one of Hollywood's most infamous "bad" directors, Ed Wood. Johnny Depp plays the titular Wood as he hustles his way through the underbelly of low budget filmmaking in the 1950's. The movie explores Wood's penchant for cross-dressing, his friendship with a near-death Bela Lugosi (played to perfection by Martin Landau) and the wacky cast of characters he assembled to produce his magna opus Plan Nine from Outer Space.

And finally, on the subject of infamous bad directors, we dissect yet another bizarre, amateurish, low-budget affair from Neil Breen, 2006's I Am Here... Now. In this outing, Breen plays a cyber Jesus who goes around punishing those who aren't living according to "his plan".

All this plus witty banter between friends, Pizza Hut memories, old theatre chat, Junk Mail, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Ghoul Summer!! (and the rest of July)

Hey, Junkies! It's Ghoul Summer time! You know what that means! Our lives will suck for two weeks!

In addition to that, we're doing a bunch of Patreon eps, including the first $1 randomizer. Got a dollar? Go to Patreon and donate and get your picks in. Maybe they'll get picked by the Randomizer 5000 and we'll review them. Or maybe you'll just buy us a Diet Coke. Either way, you win!

JFD370

  • The Ghosting (1992)
  • Capt. America: Winter Soldier (2014)
  • Major Grom (2017)
JFD371: $1 Patreon Randomizer
  • ??? (???)
  • ??? (???)
  • ??? (???)
JFD372: Patreon Picks
  • The Hitcher (1986)
  • Wild Tales (2014)
  • Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)
JFD373: w/ guest Wayne of Motion Picture Massacre
  • Last Summer (1969)
  • Scenes from the Goldmine (1987)
  • ??? (??)
JFD373: Ghoul Summer: Patreon Picks w/ guest Brian Sowell of Beyond the Gates, Sequence Break
  • Faces of Death IV (1990)
  • Red to Kill (1994)
  • The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (1997)
JFD374: Ghoul Summer w/ guest Mike Dikk of Virtual Pros
  • True Gore (1987)
  • Red Room (1999)
  • Dickshark (2016)

Friday, June 16, 2017

JFD368: The Night of the Hunter, Danger: Diabolik, Trackdown

We're smack in the middle of this year's JFDecades run, and it's a hell of a show. We've got three wild flicks we found on the banks of the Ohio river, just upstream from that Sodom of the Midwest, Parkersburg!

First up! You know that movie with the "Love and Hate" finger tattoos? On Robert Mitchum? Playing a self-appointed Preacher slash serial killer? You know the one. It's 1955's The Night of the Hunter. Yeah, that one. We review it.

Next! Remember that weird Italian spy flick with the skin-tight, nostril-hugging masks? The one Mario Bava directed in 1968? Danger: Diabolik is the one! We talk all about that one.

Finally, who could forget Trackdown. This film, from 1976, is review lastly on the show this week. It stars James "Jim" Mitchum, eldest son of Robert Mitchum, and is being considered by some for a retroactive Academy Awards Ceremy sweep of all categories. We SPOIL THE CRAP OUT OF THIS MOVIE so you should definitely watch the movie first (streaming free on Amazon Prime, cheap on DVD).

All this plus witty banter between friends, why parker stays away from bread, dave's killer marketing team, the cream of the teens, It Comes At two nightmares in a row, Parker Bowman forgets Vanilla Sky exists, Seventy Eighty Year Old Party Monster Doug Benson, Wicks in Private, them weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, half-dry sneezes, wet belches, mega-decrepit erections, the dangers of tumblr, semi-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Friday, June 9, 2017

JFD367: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari / Gold Diggers of 1935 / Rope

Call your grampa cuz JFDecades is back again!

First, the widely influential German expressionist film, "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" from 1920. If you've seen a Tim Burton movie, you're probably gonna find the film pretty familiar.

Then, wealthy members of a New England resort put on a show in "Gold Diggers of 1935." Busby Berkely puts on some serious witchcraft in the musical numbers.

Finally, two affluent young men commit a murder just to prove they can in Alfred Hitchock's classic "Rope."

All this plus DVDS, Nerd News, Cool Junk Mails, A Wonder Woman spoiler in the stinger, Ridley Scott Sucks Chat, a death in the family and so much more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

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Thursday, June 1, 2017

JFD366: Forbidden World, Fist of the Northstar, Hunk

 This week on JFD we sell our movie selections and our dignity for a few measly bucks as we  let our Patreon donors pick the flicks!

Up first, our boy Josh brings us Forbidden World from 1982. In this low-budget, Roger Corman-produced, Alien rip-off, a space cowboy docks on a research ship where some scientists have inadvertently created a space mutant who is turning the crew into slimy puddles.

Up next, sweet bro Matt offers up Fist of the Northstar from 1986. This classic anime flick condenses some stories from an already popular Manga and TV show into a post-apocalyptic blood bath.

And finally, the man himself; Mickey throws us Hunk from 1987. This goofy, PG-rated, wish fulfillment beach comedy centers on a nerdy computer programmer who makes a deal with one of Satan's sexy minions to become a bodacious hunk in exchange for his soul. 

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All this plus witty banter between friends, water slide chat, our producer calls in, Alien Covenant chat, Baywatch, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!  

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