Monday, February 27, 2017

March Schedule!

It's March, Snack Packers! JFD Turns 73 years old this month!

As such, we'll be celebrating a little bit of Me-Arch, like we did last year. Each week, each one of us will have our own show, where we pick one of Our Dudes and three of their movies.

Enjoy, Junkies! And enjoy our dudes!

JFD354: Roger Corman Week

JFD355: Joss Whedon Week
JFD356: Werner Herzog Week

Find us in Podcast Town or something in the meantime!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

JFD353: Circuitry Man, Hardware, Firepower

We're locked in the future as another Sci-Fi Ebruary is released into the past. It's true: this Dystopian Action theme show is our final show for this monthlong fictional and scientific journey. But there's always next year, or is there? Well, at least we've got a great guest host to close this one out: director Jason Krawczyk (He Never Died, The Briefcase, Clown Holocaust!)

First up! A confusingly titled, confusingly plotted, and confusingly confusing journey from future Los Angeles to future New York leads to some unexpected activies in 1990's Circuitry Man! It has robot(s)!

Next! Hugely fallen-off director Richard Stanley's widespread acclaims have to be sourced from some film, and it's definitely not his Island of Dr Moreau - could his true virtues be on display in 1990's Hardware? It's certainly got robot(s)!

Finally, we end the show as we end all shows: in a trash-fire ridden future Los Angeles, watching secondrate kickboxing fights from the comfort of The Palace theater's dingy bleachers. It's 1993's Firepower, and I don't think it actually has any robots.

All this plus witty banter between friends, a rollicking discussion in regards to the making of HE NEVER DIED, no news or Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, decrepit erections, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

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Buy on Amazon and Watch Along:
Gums *** Nightdreams (search eBay) *** Night Of The Living Babes
Dead Ringers *** Mirror Images *** Twin Sitters
Hammer *** Every Which Way But Loose *** Matilda
Trancers II *** We Are Still Here *** Robot Wars

Thursday, February 16, 2017

JFD352: Godzilla Raids Again, Godzilla vs. King Ghidora, Final Wars

We pay tribute to the King of the Monsters, Godzilla, this week!

First, Godzilla returns to destroy Japan, and another monster in "Godzilla Raids Again" from 1955.

Next, time traveling robots spark another godzilla attack in 1991's Godzilla vs. King Ghidora.

And, last, It's kaiju vs. mutants vs space aliens in 2004's "Godzilla: Final Wars."

Donloyd Here

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'll crash the mainframe for your love and support.


Thursday, February 9, 2017

JFD351: Hackers, Double Down, Summer Wars


Break out your 28.8 KBPS modem and your brand new laptop with 4 whole MB of RAM  because it's time to hack the planet!

Up first, Jonny Lee Miller (Sherlock) is a young computer delinquent who moves to NYC and falls in with a group of hacker teens including Matthew Lillard, Laurence Mason and Angelina Jolie. When they uncover a criminal plot by an internet security nerd played by Fisher Stevens their freedom is threatened in the ultra-90's cyber classic(?) Hackers.

Next, we delve even further into the world of vanity film maker Neil Breen with 2005's Double Down. In this low-budget action flick Breen plays a renegade hacker and former soldier hired to to take down the Las Vegas Strip for two months using only his 4 laptops and 3 flip phones. Fueled only by his mistrust of the government and cans of tuna, he's a one man hacking machine.

And finally, we journey to a land of animated hackers in 2009's Summer Wars. This stylish anime, directed by Mamoru Hosoda, blends a colorful cyber battle zone with a grounded and touching family story making for a unique experience even for non-otakus.

All this plus witty banter between friends, Sean doesn't mention La La Land even once, Sci-Fi Super Bowl ads, the early death of the new Jason movie, more on Jackie Chan's Bollywood adventure, hacking memories, Blu-ray Picks, songs computer love, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'll crash the mainframe for your love and support.


Wednesday, February 8, 2017

The JFD Videostore is open for business!

It's true, Junk Food Junkies. The future is video. VHS, specifically. As such, we've launched our newest, and greatest endeavor to serve you in the realm of cult movie chats:



The JFD Videostore is your ONLY legal source on YouTube for the following:

  • Occasional appearances from a cohosting ghost
  • A shirt-ripping celebration in defense of the Japanese of this country
  • Donald Trump / Kriss Kross mash-up songs
  • Julian Sands' peen
  • Cocaine-snorting down syndrome kids
  • Men punching mirrors when they're horny 
  • A flagrant disregard for the quality of Corey Feldman films
  • Stunning insights into economic incentives of monkey handlers
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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

JFD350: The Twilight Zone!

This week's Junk Food Dinner is special in so many ways: it's our 350th episode! It's the start of Sci-Fi Ebuary! It's a Twilight Zone theme show! A rare TV-based show! And we've got Mike Dikk!

This week is a little different than normal episodes - instead of covering three movies, we'll be discussing eight episodes of a ground-breaking TV series. It’s the original The Twilight Zone!

  • Time Enough at Last (S01E08)
  • The After Hours (S01E34)
  • Nick of Time (S02E07)
  • The Rip Van Winkle Caper (S02E24)
  • Two (S03E01)
  • Shelter (S03E03)
  • Living Doll (S05E06)
  • Uncle Simon (S05E08)


All this plus witty banter between friends, Parker gets all wet in his tennies, going back to the heart of tobacco country, a lonely Cranksgiving, Heath from Dallas, the triumphant return of the boob scale, no news or Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, decrepit erections, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

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