Friday, September 23, 2016

JFD332: Honeymoon Killers, Blown Away, Wishmaster

We're back with our wokest episode ever! Sean is still way down yonder on the Amazon, but Shelby Cobras of Illogical Contraption got his wish granted and is here to fill in!

First, a newly-married couple hits the road to steal the lives and riches of old ladies in Francois Truffaut's favorite American film, "The Honeymoon Killers from 1970.

Next, The year of Feldman continues as Corey Feldman and Corey Haim get involved involved in a sexy crime noir when Nicole Eggert arouses them in "Blown Away" from 1992.

Finally, a genie needs a bad actress to make three wishes so he can destroy the world in "Wishmaster," a Wes Craven production.

All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Corey Feldman Chat, A lot about livin', a little about love, voicemail ratings, 2 boobs, GWAR Chat, Monkey Chat, special post-show voicemails, getting a little bit crazy but never getting caught and so much more!


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Friday, September 16, 2016

JFD331: The Battery, A Talking Cat!?!, Zero Charisma


All good things must come to an end and this week we close out out JFDecades series with our current decade, the oh so modern 2010's. And to help us join in the contemporary fun, we are joined by comedian Josh O'neil.

Up first, two minor league baseball players traverse the undead wasteland trying to survive and stay sane in the 2012 ulta-low budget indie zombie film The Battery directed by and starring Jeremy Gardner.

Then, David DeCoteau (Dr. Alien, Creepazoids) brings us this perplexing straight-to-video childrens(?) film about a cat (voiced by a lethargic Eric Roberts) who can use his magic powers to speak to super uninteresting people, including Johnny Whitaker (The kids from Sigmund and the Sea Monsters) and Kristine DeBell (from Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy) in A Talking Cat!?! from 2013.

And finally, we take a look at Zero Charisma, also from 2013, which explores the sad yet amusing life of an over zealous nerd whose only pleasure in life comes from bossing around other dorks while playing role playing games, until a cooler nerd steps in and threatens to disrupt the balance of power.

All this, plus plenty o' Junk Mail, sad Nerd News, UFC chat, old school monsters on blu-ray, GWAR talk, all day vapes, wrestling theme songs and so much more.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

JFD330: Werckmeister Harmonies, Ghost World, DOA: Dead or Alive

It's 2000s week! And we're all relieved that the world didn't end after Y2K!

First, controversy in the JFD offices as we watch "Werckmeister Harmonies," a 2 1/2 Hungarian film about a dead whale and the village people who ponder it.

Next, Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi star in the adaptation of the Daniel Clowes comic, "Ghost World." Birch plays Enid, a young woman just out of high school who's trying to find out if there's more to life than irony.

Finally, a movie that can only be liked somewhat ironically, "DOA: Dead or Alive." It's a fighting tournament with foxy bikini beach girls!

All this plus Parker tells the real truth about Gene Wilder, Godzilla Chat, Our favorite Hardcore Champions, DVDs, Nerd News, The Fighting Attorney, no voicemails and so much more!


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Friday, September 2, 2016

JFD329: Chickboxer, Hard Boiled, Clerks

Hey, you remember the 90’s. And you’ll remember this podcast for the rest of your life, because it’s the one where your three charming JFD hosts continue the #JFDecades project with three ultra-classic 1990s films. It’s an end-of-the-century blow-out.

First up! Michelle Bauer "stars" in this film "co-written" by David DeCoteau, a lightweight but nostalgiac shot-on-video action-comedy (with perhaps limited appeal), and one of the most misleading covers of all time - it's 1992's Chickboxer! Kathy Sherwood is the #1 fan of TV show Chickboxer, and when things get tough in her neighborhood she takes it upon herself to learn karate, which might be more dangerous than she'd ever imagined.

Next! John Woo teams up with Chow Yun Fat for one last time before embarking on the Hollywood phase of his career, this time tracking the exploits of some tough-as nails cops in 1992's Hard Boiled Anthony Wong and some other bad dudes terrorize Chow Yun Fat across Hong Kong, until a peeing baby fixes everything. Really!

Finally! We surf a salsa shark into the nine circles of hell, by way of convenience store, in Kevin Smith's 1994 debut Clerks Shot on the cheap on maxed-out credit cards, this dialogue-heavy hang-out comedy defined a generation of filmmakers and film message board commenters. But we're not even supposed to be podcasting today!

All this plus witty banter between friends, the forgotten Suncoast Video, non-human instagram celebrities, Parker ruins a segway, some kind of demon invades our voicemail line and legit scares Sean (even while editing this week’s episode), Parker hates classic human beings, digital halloween decorations, Michael J Anderson supporters, a trip to the Raunchy Ranch, Nerd News & Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Schlocktober VII: Meet the Schlockers


Junkies! You feel that crispness in the air? You see that candy corn on the shelf? It's fall and that means we're gearing up for Schlocktober!

Here's our October schedule!

JFD334: Clive Barker Week

  • Rawhead Rex (1986)
  • Hellraiser (1987)
  • Candyman (1992)
JFD335: Living Dead Week
  • Night of the Living Dead (1968)
  • Dawn of the Dead (1978)
  • Day of the Dead (1985)
JFD336 Stephen King Randomizer
  • ??? (???)
  • ??? (???)
  • ??? (???)
JFD337: Halloween Week
  • The Crow (1994)
  • Murder Party (2007)
  • Tales of Halloween (2015)

Thursday, August 25, 2016

JFD328: Cobra Verde, Bloodsport, Heathers


Totally radical! #JFDecades chugs right along as we pull into the glitzy 1980's with three very different films!

Up first, Klaus Kinski plays Francisco Manoel da Silva, an outlaw who is sent on an impossible mission of re-opening the slave trade in Western Africa after he is caught impregnating 3 of a wealthy sugar baron's daughters. Needless to say, things get pretty real in Werner Herzog's 1987 epic Cobra Verde. 

Then, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays Frank Dux, a real-life martial arts expert who goes AWOL from the military in order to compete in an illegal Kumite martial-arts tournament in Hong Kong. He befriends Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds and has to face-off against Bolo Yeung (AKA Chinese Hercules) in 1988's Bloodsport.

Finally, Winona Ryder plays a suburban Ohio high schooler who runs with a clique of preppy girls all named Heather. But when a bad boy new student played by Christian Slater rolls into town, the two of them team up to take out the Heathers (and anyone else who rubs them the wrong way) in murderous fashion. Michael Lehmann (Meet the Applegates, Airheads) directs Heathers from 1988.

All this, plus drive-in chat, concerts in the grave yard,  Nerd News about who Werner Herzog likes , blu-rays of the week, voicemails from Sweetman, real talk about slavery, and so much more.

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Friday, August 19, 2016

JFD327: Dirty Harry, Hard Times, Hardcore

We're back and wearing bell-bottoms this week, Junkies!

We're joined by special guest Jackson Stewart, director of the new film Beyond the Gates, to talk about three 70s films about hard men.

First, Clint Eastwood is a cop tracking a serial killer. But the law keeps getting in the way in "Dirty Harry."

Next, Charles Bronson is a tough man who takes up underground fighting during The Depression in "Hard Times."

Finally, George C. Scott goes to LA to find his pornstar daughter in "Hardcore."

All this, plus Nerd News, DVD, no voicemails, heated discussions about Alan Jackson memes, Sausage Party and Suicide Squad Chat and so much more.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

September Movie Schedule

Hey, Junkies! It's September almost. Which means 2 things: Hoodies. And Our #JFDecades adventure will come to a close. What was the best week? Are we all old grampas now? Will we do it again next year? We'll answer these questions and more. Or maybe we won't.

Here's the schedule for September. It's an exciting time as we lean into Schlocktober.

Oh, hey. You can still buy JFD shirts and stickers at htbkicksass.com. Why not do that?

JFD330: 2000s Week

  • Werckmeister Harmonies (2000)
  • Ghost World (2001)
  • DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
JFD331: 2010s Week!
  • The Battery (2013)
  • A Talking Cat!?!! (2013)
  • Zero Charisma (2013)
JFD332
  • The Honeymoon Killers (1969)
  • Blown Away (1992)
  • ??? (???)
JFD333: w/ guest Derrick from Astro Radio Z
  • All The Marbles (1981)
  • Human Highway (1982)
  • Black Roses (1988)

Thursday, August 11, 2016

JFD326: The Mask, The Thrill Killers, Hillbillys in a Haunted House

What in the Samuel Heck?! It's the sicko sixties already? It's true what they say: these #JFDecades are the best of times and they are the worst of times. Join us this week for an exploration of some mid-century z-grade weirdness.

First up! A "South American" mask causes obsession, psychedelic freak-outs, and bouts of violence in 1961's The Mask! This low-budget shocker features extremely memorable hallucination sequences, and is credited both as Canada's first horror film and to-date only 3D film.

Next! Ray Dennis Steckler finally gets the JFD treatment as we dive into his 1964 feature The Thrill Killers (aka The Maniacs are Loose)! Surprisingly grim and violent for its time, this low-budget take on Psycho went largely unnoticed for decades. Barefoot mountain climbing fans take note.

Finally! We shack up in a spooky old mansion with a group of folksy country musicians in the bizarre Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967). Will Jeepers (Don Bowman) and pals survive the night by warding off ghosts with their jangly guitars? John Carradine and Lon Chaney Jr have some kind of weird communist plan, but mostly it amounts to yelling at a gorilla. Cameos from Merle Haggard and friends only serve to add to the confusion. It's a movie!

All this plus witty banter between friends, the one the zombie-heads have been waiting for, JFD business dealings, menacing phantoms and phantom menaces, kevin's stash of billy beers, people with loose views on squatting, Nerd News & Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Friday, August 5, 2016

JFD325: Robot Monster, Kiss Me Deadly, Touch of Evil

Well, all that money spent on night school remedial math has paid off, because we've counted our way all the way to the 1940's. This week we cover three Atomic Age flicks in our latest, and some say greatest, iteration of the #JFDecades project. And we're joined by Sebastian Bendix (of Friday Night Frights / Cinefamily) for all of it!

First up! A monster that doesn't even make sense terrorizes the last survivors of a lizard apocalypse at the Bronson Cave (site of Kevin & Sean's first date) in 1953's Robot Monster! This generically titled 3D sci-fi turkey was memorable featured on MST3K, before Kickstarter was even a glimmer in a venture captialists ballsac.

Next! Mike Hammer, a shirt-ripping tough-guy of a "Bedroom Dick" stumbles upon the highest possible stakes in a really unusual case in 1955's Kiss Me Deadly! An early directing effort of Robert Aldrich, this Los Angeles detective noir features one the oldest (and largest) telephone answering machines we've discussed on the show to date.

Finally! We get hands-on with A Touch of Evil (1958). This ultra-classy affair stars a brown-faced Charlton Heston and some ludicrous caricatures of the disabled. Nice going, Orson Welles!

All this plus witty banter between friends, a soft spot for for retarded pokemon period blood, Sean Byron as Bad Luck Chuck, Peru's Bad History, a walkable drinkable square, good dad humors, checking in with the teens of today, our first podcast war, kids especially lose buttons, seagulls screaming, Nerd News & Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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