Friday, April 29, 2016

JFD311: Double Agent 73 (Audio Commentary)

Hey, Junkies! We're reviewing our 900th movie this week. Where does the time go, eh? The movie was chosen by you guys. And you chose Doris Wishman's Double Agent 73 (1974)... because you're perverts.

WARNING: This is not a normal episode of JFD. We're doing a full audio commentary for the movie, so if this is your first time with JFD, try a different episode. Also, it makes sense to get a copy of the movie to watch along with us, otherwise when we say stuff like, "Would ya look at those hooters!" you won't know what hooters we're talking about.


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Saturday, April 23, 2016

JFD310: The All American Hustler, Dead Kids, It's Called Murder, Baby


This week, Kevin's out, so in his place we welcome Joe Rubin from cult film preservation and releasing company Vinegar Syndrome to discuss three flicks currently available on their streaming service Exploitation.tv

Up first, is an early underground porno film, with very little known about it, The All American Hustler from 1972. This flick features some early 70's L.A., cropped-in sex scenes, depression and heroin use.

Next, we take a look at Dead Kids (AKA Strange Behavior) from 1981. As the title would imply, this horror mystery involves slews of youngers in a small Midwestern town getting snuffed out, but who's doing it and why?

And finally, we explore It's Called Murder, Baby (AKA Dixie Ray Hollywood Star in it's X-rated form) from 1983. This sexy, low-budget comedy thriller mixes early 80's exploitation with 50's noir.

All this plus witty banter between friends, a behind the scenes look at the acquiring and preservation of lost exploitation movies, a voicemail from The South, depressed boners, L.A. geography, continued lack of police involvement  and a whole lot more!

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Friday, April 15, 2016

JFD309: Santa Sangre, Jerkbeast, Malibu Beach

It's the episode with everything. So many things. All of the surprises. You're going to go wild for this episode. We guarantee it.

First up! Severed arms, acid-bath castrations, transgendered luchadores, cocaine & dwarves collide in 1989's Santa Sangre from legendary freak-out king Alejandro Jodorowsky! Part art film, part giallo, and all weirdness, it's called "Jodorowsky's most accessible film", which is really saying something, right? We definitely spoil the crap out of the ending, so go ahead and watch this one before the show.

Up next! Loud-mouthed public access monster Jerkbeast gets his own self-titled movie from 2005. Tour our beautiful nation with the Jerkbeast himself as loud things are yelled and hardcore punk music is played. It's a movie, sort of.

Finally! We hit the beach with the spoiled brats of Malibu in director Robert J. Rosenthal's largely forgotten laid-back seaside hang-out picture, Malibu Beach from 1978. It's like a Van Nuys Boulevard (another Crown International Picture) set slightly west. Who could forget that Dugan?

All this plus witty banter between friends, taking it to the d-box, Harrison Ford hot-takes, a certain man of sweetness, supermodel horrors, porn piracy politics, Sean drops a surprise, parker's relaxation preference, Nerd News & DVD Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Wednesday, April 13, 2016

JFD's May movie schedule!

Hey, Junkies! May is approaching and we got movies! Here they are!

JFD312

  • Sexandroide (1987)
  • Destroyer (1988)
  • Dream a Little Dream 2 (1995)
JFD313: Top Secret Podcast Bro Meetup Episode
  • Communion (1980)
JFD314: Ani-May Week!
  • Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)
  • Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack (2012)
JFD315
  • The Sinful Dwarf (1973)
  • Thundercrack! (1975)
  • Stepmonster (1993)
JFD316: with guest Jackson Stewart, director of Beyond the Gates
  • IntrĂ©pidos Punks (1980)
  • The Gate (1987)
  • Dollman (1991)

Friday, April 8, 2016

JFD308: Fitzcarraldo, Buckaroo Banzai, Freddy Got Fingered

We're back, Junkies! We're celebrating our 6th anniversary this week with a doozy of an episode. Instead of Nerd News and DVDs, we're running down our Top and Bottom 5 movies we've done this year. What movies did we like best? And what Ghoul Summer movies did we hate the most? Find out.

Then, we hit the movies. First up, Klaus Kinski is a crazed German who wants to bring the opera to Peruvian natives in "Fitzcarraldo" from 1982. Werner Herzog tells this true-life tale of a dude who dragged a boat over a mountain by actually dragging a boat over a mountain.

Next, Peter Weller is a scientist and a rock n roller in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension." This is probably JFD's most requested movie of all time.

Finally, Tom Green writes, directs and stars in a tale of following your dreams and playing with horse peens in 2001's "Freddy Got Fingered."

All this, plus voicemails, Memphis Maniacs, crummy computers, visits from Wayne, Batman vs Superman Chat and so much more!


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Thursday, March 24, 2016

JFD307: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown


It's our third and final Director's Week of March as we talk about the ultra violent and ultra stylized first three films of Quentin Tarantino.

Up first, six blue-collar criminals plan and execute a jewel heist but when things go wrong, they quickly realize one of them is a cop in Reservoir Dogs from 1992. Tarantino directs a stellar cast including Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Steve Buscemi, Michael Madsen and Chris Penn.

Next, the film you couldn't escape in the mid-90's, Pulp Fiction. Tarantino's iconic character study of the lives of criminals and low-lifes inspired a whole generation of filmmakers and film watchers. Another incredible cast including John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Uma Thurman and Ving Rhames.

Finally, Tarantino adapt's Elmore Leonard's Rum Punch into a gritty ode to blaxploitation films with Jackie Brown from 1997. Starring the always fantastic Pam Grier as the title character who suckers both gangsters and cops to score a half a million bucks and avoid jail time. As you'd expect, another top notch cast featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Robert De Niro, Robert Forster, Michael Keaton and Bridget Fonda.

All this plus witty banter between friends, the wacky world of seeing Crispin Glover live, horror convention chat, should kids be allowed in R-rated movies?, the death of Dr. Giggles, brain chat, Nerd News and Blu-Ray Picks, continued lack of police involvement (unless we're slicing off their ears) and a whole lot more!

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Friday, March 18, 2016

JFD306: Blue Velvet, The Straight Story, Mulholland Drive

Well, strap on your nitrous oxide mask and prepare to zoom in on a slow motion match lighting. It's our second director theme show of the month as Sean brings us three of his favorite David Lynch films! The only thing that could be more exciting is the fact we're joined by Jason "Razor Babes" Frisbie of Pool Party Radio fame!

First up! Kyle MacLachlan and Laura Dern are innocent small town kids who uncover the sick and twisted underbelly of suburban American, epitomized by Dennis Hopper and his gang of drug-dealing, sexually-abusing thugs (including Jack Nance, Brad Dourif, and Dean Stockwell). Featuring a great performance from Isabella Rosalini and classic soundtrack tracks from Roy Orbison and Bobby Vinton, it's David Lynch's landmark 1986 neo-noir, Blue Velvet!

Up next! You may not have realized that David Lynch directed a heart-warming G-rated true-story family drama for Disney in 1999, but he sure did and it's definitely called The Straight Story. It stars Richard Farnsworth and Sissy Spacek. These are all true facts, we promise. But is it worth watching, or would we ride a lawn mower across state boundaries to escape it?

Finally! Mulholland Drive (1999)? That's where I was going!

All this plus witty banter between friends, off-color humor, our gateways to Lynchdom, secret 8mm tapes, Parker Bowman's curse against David Bowie, Skype Noise Strikes Back, VVitch Chats, dead armadillos, teenager Johnny Dingle, Nerd News & DVD Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, sneezes, belches, gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

April Movie Schedule!!

Hey, Junkies! Our April calendar is all set for your eyes. And your hearts. If you didn't notice (top left sidebar), you can vote now for our 900th movie/next audio commentary. What movie will it be? Reefer? Boobs? Leprechauns? Only you can decide. We're also gonna do a Western week (finally), so grab your grandpa and your peacemaker and dig in!

JFD309
  • Malibu Beach (1978)
  • Santa Sangre (1989)
  • Jerkbeast (2005)
JFD310: with Joe Rubin of Vinegar Syndrome & Exploitation.tv
  • The All American Hustler (1972)
  • Dead Kids (AKA Strange Behavior) (1981)
  • It's Called Murder, Baby (AKA Dixie Ray Hollywood Star) (1982)
JFD311: 900th Movie/Audio Commentary!
  • Double Agent 73 (1973) 
JFD312
  • Sexandroide (1987)
  • Destroyer (1988)
  • Dream a Little Dream 2 (1995)

Friday, March 11, 2016

JFD305: Slacker, Dazed & Confused, Before Sunrise


Hey, junkies. We're kicking off the first part of a series where each one of your hosts gets his own show to talk up his favorite director. This week is Parker's favorite director: Richard Linklater.
We're going chronologically and first up is his first movie: "Slacker" from 1991. The experimental film follows bohemian eccentric Austin, Texas natives as they walk. And talk. And ... that's about it.
Next, is "Dazed and Confused," probably Linklater's most well-known film. The movie's got an all-star cast (Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey, Milla Jovovich, Parker Posey, etc.) who play teens who walk. And talk. And get very very high.
Finally, Ethan Hawke is an American on vacation who meets Julie Delpy, a French lady, and they spend a night together in Vienna in "Before Sunrise."
All this, plus Nerd News, DVDs, Dorm Chat, Poster Chat, Cool Guy News, Face to Face Chat, and tons of super more stuff.

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Friday, March 4, 2016

JFD304: Miracle at St. Anna, The Legend of Billie Jean, Lady in the Water


This week the JFD boys fall victim to the Randomizer 5000 and you sadistic listeners who stocked the Randomizer with over 500 crappy movies. In all honesty, it could have ended up MUCH worse.

Up first, we take a look at Spike Lee's 2008 flick about a group of black WWII soldiers in Italy who get mixed up with a little kid, a decapitated statue head and weird love triangles in Miracle of St. Anna.

Next, Helen Slater (SuperGirl) and Christian Slater (True Romance) are two redneck siblings in southern Texas who confront a sleazy business man after his son trashes their motor scooter. But when the creep gets grabby with Helen Slater, Christian puts a bullet in him and the kids go on the road with their friends Martha Gehman and Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa Simpson) in The Legend of Billie Jean from 1985.

And finally, M. Night Shyamalan weaves a tale about a apartment manager (Paul Giamatti) who encounters a mythical creature (Bryce Dallas Howard) living in the pool in Lady in the Water from 2006. Also, it's about how M. Night Shyamalan is a genius and film critics are idiots.

All this, plus Kevin's stuffed up nose, Oscar talk, experiences with excited teens in the theater, outrage over our Aliens review, Matthew Sweetman partying with food mascots, Nerd News, DVDs and blu-rays of the week, Pat Benetar songs, questionable Asian characters, sneezes and so much more!

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