Thursday, September 21, 2017

JFD382: My Stepmother is an Alien / My Mom's a Werewolf / Stepmonster

We're back with a supernatural mom theme show and this week, we got the Sweetman with us LIVE in the studio, filling in for Sean Byron!

First, Kim Basinger comes to Earth to seduce Dan Aykroyd and learn his science secrets in "My Stepmother is an Alien."

Next, John Saxon bites a mom's feet, turning her into a lycanthrope in "My Mom's a Werewolf."

Finally, a creature captures a mom and steals her husband in "Stepmonster," starring Corey Feldman!

All this plus Nerd News! Sad Nerd News, DVDs, Getting to know Sweetman, Halloween Chat and 100 other things!

Donloyd Here

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Thursday, September 14, 2017

JFD381: Village of the Giants, Blood Games, The Real Cancun


Break out your bikinis because JFD is closing out summer with a killer party featuring giant juvenile delinquents, baseball babes and drunk co-eds. Plus, we're joined by O.G. JFD host Mark Freado to enhance the festivities.

Up first, a group of rowdy teens (including a young Beau Bridges) get ahold of a magic goo that little Ronny Howard makes in his science lab that turns living creatures super sized. When they eat the goo they turn into humongous party animals that just want to dance in Bert I. Gordon's Village of the Giants from 1965.

Then, a traveling female baseball team runs a-foul (get it?) of a gang of hillbillies in the back woods of the South. After the ladies beat the hicks in baseball and take their money, the good ol' boys try to get revenge in some grisly ways, but these baseball babes fight back in Blood Games from 1990.

And finally, the people that brought you The Real World try to bring that reality charm to the big screen by making a pseudo-documentary about a group of college kids getting drunk and hooking up in Mexico in The Real Cancun from 2003.

All this plus witty banter between friends, what Freado's been up to, bitchin' about It, tips for theaters and studios on how not to suck, Twitter fights with The New York Times, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

LISTEN NOW:


MP3 Direct Donloyd

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Thursday, September 7, 2017

JFD380: It's Alive, Octaman, Zaat

Crawl on up outta the water, creeps! It's our slimy Monster Fish Men theme show! This week we're delivering you the soggiest trio of underwater jams this side of the black lagoon!

First up! Our man Larry Buchanan manages to lure greenlisted teen idol Tommy Kirk into a prehistoric cave of mystery and mayhem in 1969's It's Alive! It's a fish-man movie, not the Larry Cohen baby flick, trust us.

Next! Is it man? Is it fish? Is it octopus? Nah, it's 1971's Octaman, and it's really something else. He's the eight-legged dude that's gonna make ya say "Oh shit, it's Octaman!"

Finally, the Monster Fish Man film that spawned it all, 1971's Zaat. And what exactly has it spawned? The only way to know for sure is to listen to us chat about it.

All this plus witty banter between slimy dudes, the unexpected return of Norman Bates Junior, another bunch of crybaby clowns in the public sphere, racist cartoon lawsuits, the invention of Nice-Skates (tm) and the Sad Saga of Grampa Larry, a shout-out to the interns in the digital animation department of Disney Junior, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, armpit farts, the untold benefits of podcasting, fully-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


Direct Donloyd Here

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd loosely chain ourselves to weird underwater machinery for your love and support.

Friday, September 1, 2017

JFD379: L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (audio commentary)

It's our 1,100th movie ever reviewed on Junk Food Dinner!

And you know what that means: It's audio commentary time! This isn't our normal episode, so if you're new, go try out a different episode. This one is meant to be cued up with the Andy Sidaris film, "LETHAL Ladies: Return to Savage Beach."

So, cue up, tune in and drop out, dudes. We're smoking heavy doobies.


Direct Donloyd

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865)Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebookand Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We see you and we see your love and support.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

September movie schedule!

You motherfuckers aren't even going to believe this month's movies!

As always, go to our Patreon to donate and become one of our pals who picks movies for us monthly!

JFD380 Fish Monster theme show

  • It's Alive! (1969)
  • Octaman (1971)
  • Zaat (1971)
JFD381
  • Valley of the Giants (1965)
  • Blood Games (1990)
  • The Real Cancun (2003)
JFD382: Monster Moms w/ guest Matthew Sweetman
  • My Stepmother is an Alien (1988)
  • My Mom's a Werewolf (1989)
  • Stepmonster (1993)
JFD383: $10 Patreon Pal Picks
  • Lady in a Cage (1964) (picked by Paul M)
  • Midnight Cowboy (1969) (picked by Elise)
  • Cemetery Man (1994) (Picked by Brandon S)

Thursday, August 24, 2017

JFD378: An Eye for an Eye, Cyborg, Cartels


Shock and Awe-gust explodes with another week of action flicks, this week we are joined by Garon Cockrell of the Never Not Funny podcast and PopCultureBeast.com as we examine three films starring giants of the action world.

Up first, Chuck Norris plays a San Francisco cop who goes rogue after his partner is murdered. After teaming up with his slain partner's wife (Rosalind Chao) and her kung fu expert father (Mako), Norris goes up against an evil drug ring including Christopher Lee and Professor Tanaka while trying not to get hassled by his former boss Richard Roundtree in An Eye For An Eye from 1981. 

Then, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a mercenary in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of the future trying to hunt down a female robot who has information that could help cure the plague that has decimated the world. Unfortunately a gang of cyberpunks are out to stop him in the Cannon Films release Cyborg from 1989.

And finally, an older, heavier Steven Seagal plays a DEA agent trying to get to the bottom of what happened during the transport of a captured international drug kingpin in Cartels (AKA Killing Salazar) from 2016.

All this plus witty banter between tough dudes, eclipse talk, GWAR chat with Travis, more Sean Max Max revelations, sad Nerd News, MoviePass chat, Ghoul Summer t-shirts, poll results for our 1,100th movie, our weekly Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement and a whole lot more!

LISTEN NOW:


MP3 Direct Donloyd

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865)Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebookand Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We see you and we see your love and support.

Friday, August 18, 2017

JFD377: The Panther Squad, The 13th Warrior, Hardcore Henry

Shock and Awegust at Junk Food Dinner is different than Shock and Awegust at other podcasts. Here at JFD, we've got a time-honored tradition of including movie picks curated specifically by our Patreon Donors. And now, this week, here is that episode as per our traditions.

First up! Our man Paul's got a surprising Sybil Danning feature for us to feast on, 1984's The Panther Squad, which you might remember as being that one movie where Sybil Danning wears revealing leather clothing.

Next! Our man Travis is waging a battle against indifference, with the forgotten blockbuster The 13th Warrior from 1999! It stars Antonio Banderas and was directed by the guy who did Die Hard, so why has nobody heard of it?

Finally, who could forget our man Luke's legendary suggestion that we finally review 2015's Hardcore Henry? Not us, or we surely wouldn't have reviewed it. It's that first-person movie from the Russian director where all the policemen get shotgunned. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between tough dudes, Coors references, a plethora of Kevin-related celebrations (in audio drop format), Ghoul Summer t-shirts, JFD poop styles, JFD jerk styles, all your Munsters updates, extended Bobcat chattings, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, armpit farts, the untold benefits of podcasting, fully-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


Direct Donloyd Here

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We see you and we see your love and support.

Friday, August 11, 2017

JFD376: Island of Death, The Bride with White Hair, Deadliest Prey

Shock and Awegust begins now! We're talking about action movies all month!

Kevin's out partying in Boston this week, but we have a stacked show nonetheless! We have an interview with the Found Footage Festival dudes and we're joined by Derrick from Astro Radio Z to discuss three wacky films!

First, a couple of tourists get into some ghoulish nonsense while on vacation in Greece in the 1976 video nasty "Island of Death." (It's not an action movie).

Next, Ronny Yu's classic Hong Kong take on Romeo and Juliet set against an old timey Chinese war: "The Bride with White Hair" from 1993.

Finally, David A Prior's sequel to the epic story about hunting humans in the woods for little to no reason: "Deadliest Prey."

All this, plus Bill Zebub chat, Voicemails, incorrect theme songs, no nerd news, no dvds, ghoul summer chat and so much more!

Help the Found Footage Festival defeat legal bullies with an easy donation now!


Direct Donloyd

Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Thursday, August 3, 2017

JFD375: True Gore, Red Room, Dickshark

We'll here we are again, kids, Ghoul Summer 2017 is coming mercifully to an end. And what better way to round out the festivities than by partying with the original ghoul himself, Mr. Mike Dikk, formerly of Kissing Contest and currently of Virtual Pros.

Up first, we take a look at another one of those Faces of Death-esque real-life carnage footage comps, True Gore from 1987. This relic from the industrial music scene compiles death footage, animal torture and genital mutilation. Bring the kids!

Next, we step inside the Red Room from 1999. In this low-budget, Japanese exploitation film, four contestants try to out-ghoul one another to win a million dollars. Things start off pretty tame but eventually get very ghoulish. The movie is made even more unsettling by having some of the grossest sound effects ever featured on JFD.

And finally, we suffer through notorious ghoul director Bill Zebub's latest 2+ hour exercise in juvenile schlock, Dickshark from 2016. In this ultra-low budget shit fest, Mr. Zebub gropes strippers boobs for most of the run time and then a rubber, flesh colored shark puppet attacks them.

All this plus witty banter between friends, catchin' up with the Dikkster, ghoul revelations, 3-D movie news, gross noises, all your favorite ghoul drops, Donald Lloyd, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

LISTEN NOW:


MP3 Direct Donloyd
Donloyd Here
Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

JFD's August Movie Schedule!

Shock & Awegust is back!!

We've got a whole goddamn month full of action movies culminating in our 1,100th movie ever, which we'll do an audio commentary for. Vote for which movie you wanna hear about on the left sidebar over there.

And check out our Patreon if you want YOUR picks to show up on the show.

JFD376 w/ guest Derrick from Astro Radio Z

  • Island of Death (1976)
  • The Bride with White Hair (1993)
  • Deadliest Prey (2013)
JFD377: $10 Patreon Pal Picks
  • Panther Squad (1984) (Picked by Paul)
  • The 13th Warrior (1999) (Picked by Travis)
  • Hardcore Henry (2016) (Picked by Luke)
JFD378: Norris/JCVD/Segal
  • An Eye for an Eye (1981)
  • Cyborg (1989)
  • Cartels (2016)
JFD379: 1,100th movie/audio commentary
  • Vote Now! (????)