Thursday, October 19, 2017

November/December Movie Schedule!

Hey, Junkies!! We're still knee-deep in candy corn and horror movies for Schlocktober, but we're also looking ahead to the end of the year. The end of the worst year of all time, 2017. Can we make it that far? Or will nuclear war and melancholy overtake us and see us pass into death?

Only time will tell.

JFD389: Tro-vember

  • Troma's War (1988)
  • Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD (1990)
  • Citizen Toxie: Toxic Avenger IV (2004)
JFD390: Patreon Picks
  • Used Cars (1980) (Picked by Doctor P)
  • Class of 1999 (1990) (Picked by Jacob)
  • Attack the Gas Station! (1999) (Picked by Joseph)
JFD391: Originals
  • Cape Fear (1962)
  • The Lift (1983)
  • Death Note (2006)
JFD392: Remakes
  • Cape Fear (1991)
  • Down (2001)
  • Death Note (2017)
JFD393: 2017 Theme
  • Pop Aye (2017)
  • Another Yeti Love Story: Life on the Streets (2017)
  • 68 Kill (2017)
JFD394: Patreon Picks
  • Maximum Overdrive (1986) (Picked by Jon W.)
  • The Nest (1988) (Picked by Joshua H.)
  • Bullet (1996) (Picked by Eric A.)
JFD395: Xmas Movies
  • Xmas Massacre (1975)
  • Get Santa (2014)
  • Better Watch Out (2017)
As always, if you wanna be a Patreon Buddy and pick some movies for us or just be able to listen to our awesome monthly bonus shows, then check us out at Patreon.

JFD386: The Exorcist, Exorcist II: The Heretic, The Exorcist III

Can grampa movies really be scary? We're finding out this week with our Exorcist theme show. And as an old man in a convenience store might tell you, this is one of them Oscar-winnin' horror movies! And it's got some sequels of variable quality that are also discussed, all together with extra special guest Mark Freado live from the Big Apple New York City!

First up! William Friedken's seminal horror film The Exorcist from 1973, scared the crap out of a lot of people on its initial release, but can this tale of a young girl possessed by Satan still shock and offend? Even if it can't, we've got jokes about pea soup!

Next! It's 1977's Exorcist II: The Heretic, and the less said about it, the better. It does a star Linda Blair, though!

Finally, there aren't any more Exorcist movies to talk about after we discuss The Exorcist III, from 1990! Brad Dourif shows up in this movie based on a non-Exorcist book (Legion), that was written and then directed by ol' Blatty, the author of the original Exorcist book, which was then transformed into an Exorcist movie. Confused? Listen and we'll sort you out.

All this plus witty banter between reunited podcats, Mike Dikk vaping in the corner, lots of movie stuff happenin', just fartin' around on the Internet, sick Hock' upgrades, rating callers on that Boob Scale, Wayne is a piece of shit with no meaning in life, shouldn't a horror channel be a no-brainer?, our favorite theatrical splash zones, pinky-out prestige horror films, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, no mention of police involvement, all-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, sideways armpit farts, the retold benefits of podcasting, unbrominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

JFD385.5: An Exercise in Exorcism

What an excellent day for an exorcism! It would bring us together. The Power of Christ compels you to listen along as we attempt to review three films that may or may not carry with them some kind of "death curse." Will we succeed in reviewing these movies, or will some terrible fate befell us? You'll be able to tell pretty easily from the runtime on this episode!

All this plus witty banter between reunited podcats, we give the MoviePass people a little piece of our mind, movies we don't wanna pay for, Harry Hole, Parker Bowman will pay for Boo the Madea Movie, the toe-tapping triumph of Tomorrow, unbrominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Thursday, October 12, 2017

JFD385: The Omen, Damien: The Omen II, The Final Conflict


Six Six Six! The Number of the Beast! Schlocktober continues with The Omen week! And we welcome our new anti-christ!

First, a man adopts an orphan who may be the son of Satan, on account of all the mysterious murders in Richard Donner's "The Omen."

Next, the anti-christ enrolls in military academy and learns a lot of dates and facts and stuff in "Damien: the Omen II."

And anti-climatically, Damien, played by Sam Neill, is a business owner who is afraid that Jesus will kill him in "The Final Conflict."

All this plus Nerd News, creeps, DVDs, Sean watched every movie, more Psycho chat, Jim Bakker, Mother!, Blade Runner Chat, and so much more!


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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


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Thursday, October 5, 2017

JFD384: Psycho, Psycho II, Psycho III


It's the greatest time of year; Schlocktober is upon us and we kick off this year's festivities by bringing on Jackson Stewart, director of Beyond the Gates, to discuss 3 flicks about Norman Bates and his mommy issues.

Up first, we examine the original black and white Alfred Hitchcock  classic, where Janet Leigh checks into an off-the-beaten-path motel after stealing $40,000 from her job only to fall victim to the motel's proprietor Norman Bates, played by Anthony Perkins. This bonafide masterpiece ushered  in a new era of slashers. Get ready for the shower scene, kids, it's Psycho from 1960.

Next, 23 years later, after Hitchcock had died, Universal revived the series exploring the further misadventures of Norman Bates after he is released from prison and returns to his infamous motel only to have his murderous urges return in Psycho II from 1983.

And finally, Anthony Perkins expands his role, now acting as director and star of Psycho III from 1986. This time Norman is back to his old tricks after a drifter played by Jeff Fahey comes to work at the Bates Motel and young women start to end up dead.

All this plus witty banter between friends, more Mother! chat, is Parker becoming a grandpa?, Psycho songs, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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Thursday, September 28, 2017

JFD383: Lady in a Cage, Midnight Cowboy, Cemetery Man

Crawl on up outta the water, creepy Patreon pals! It's our slimy Dom Deluise patreon donors show! This week we're delivering you three reviews of wild cult flicks chosen exclusively by our $10 a month donors! If you don't know about that jazz yet be sure to check out our world-famous Patreon Page. It'll be the one good thing you can feel good about this year.

First up! Our man Paul M's got an unexpectly rough sixties flick to send our way. It's the proto-home-invasion thriller Lady in a Cage from 1964, starring Olivia de Havilland and a young James Caan. When a rich, lonesome housewife is stuck in her in-home elevator system, all bets are off and just about any drunk dude could show up to steal her wine. Look out for creepy facemasks!

Next! It's 1969's coming-to-the-city, coming-of-age, coming-in-a-movie-theater-seat classic Midnight Cowboy, and it's really wild we haven't covered this one yet. Jon Voight plays a male gigolo cowboy, guided through the mean streets of New York by Dustin Hoffman. You know, something we can all relate to. Thanks to Elise for picking this classic!

Finally, there aren't any monster fishmen to be found in 1994's Cemetery Man, although that might be the only creepy plot device not to surface in this weirdo flick. Michele Soavi's surreal graveyard-set Italian horror flick blends several surprise elements into a single spookshow - including floating severed heads! And if you don't like it, well, it's all listener Brandon's fault!

All this plus witty banter between reunited podcats, reaching out to that ASMR community, Matthew Sweetman shampoos our hair, Sean Byron or Sean Bronson?, our main man in Austin Ricky, Sloppy Seconds Chat (a new segment), Unspiking television networks, how in the world did we all accept that Manswers was a real TV show?, just how gross are the creeps in the cult film community?, Parker's ever-increasing maturity level, the secret history of Punchliners, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, the unfortunate specter of police involvement, all-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, sideways armpit farts, the retold benefits of podcasting, unbrominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Schlocktober movie schedule

It's Schlocktober time, ghosts and ghouls! And do we have a spooky month planned for you!
As always, check us out on Patreon to kick us a few pennies and get our monthly bonus episode (which is very spooky this month) or to pick our movies in the future.
JFD384: Psycho Week w/ guest Jackson Stewart

  • Psycho (1960)
  • Psycho II (1983)
  • Psycho III (1986)
JFD385: Omen Week
  • The Omen (1976)
  • Damien: The Omen II (1978)
  • Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
JFD386: Exorcist Week w/ guest Mark Freado
  • The Exorcist (1973)
  • Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
  • The Exorcist III (1990)
JFD387: $10 Patreon Pal Picks

  • The Manitou (1978) (picked by Paul M)
  • Strange Invaders (1983) (picked by Chuck)
  • Night of the Demons 2 (1994) (Picked by Josh H)
JFD388: Stephen King Randomizer 2
  • Pet Semetary (1989)
  • Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
  • Night Flier (1997)

Thursday, September 21, 2017

JFD382: My Stepmother is an Alien / My Mom's a Werewolf / Stepmonster

We're back with a supernatural mom theme show and this week, we got the Sweetman with us LIVE in the studio, filling in for Sean Byron!

First, Kim Basinger comes to Earth to seduce Dan Aykroyd and learn his science secrets in "My Stepmother is an Alien."

Next, John Saxon bites a mom's feet, turning her into a lycanthrope in "My Mom's a Werewolf."

Finally, a creature captures a mom and steals her husband in "Stepmonster," starring Corey Feldman!

All this plus Nerd News! Sad Nerd News, DVDs, Getting to know Sweetman, Halloween Chat and 100 other things!

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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line atJFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).


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Thursday, September 14, 2017

JFD381: Village of the Giants, Blood Games, The Real Cancun


Break out your bikinis because JFD is closing out summer with a killer party featuring giant juvenile delinquents, baseball babes and drunk co-eds. Plus, we're joined by O.G. JFD host Mark Freado to enhance the festivities.

Up first, a group of rowdy teens (including a young Beau Bridges) get ahold of a magic goo that little Ronny Howard makes in his science lab that turns living creatures super sized. When they eat the goo they turn into humongous party animals that just want to dance in Bert I. Gordon's Village of the Giants from 1965.

Then, a traveling female baseball team runs a-foul (get it?) of a gang of hillbillies in the back woods of the South. After the ladies beat the hicks in baseball and take their money, the good ol' boys try to get revenge in some grisly ways, but these baseball babes fight back in Blood Games from 1990.

And finally, the people that brought you The Real World try to bring that reality charm to the big screen by making a pseudo-documentary about a group of college kids getting drunk and hooking up in Mexico in The Real Cancun from 2003.

All this plus witty banter between friends, what Freado's been up to, bitchin' about It, tips for theaters and studios on how not to suck, Twitter fights with The New York Times, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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Thursday, September 7, 2017

JFD380: It's Alive, Octaman, Zaat

Crawl on up outta the water, creeps! It's our slimy Monster Fish Men theme show! This week we're delivering you the soggiest trio of underwater jams this side of the black lagoon!

First up! Our man Larry Buchanan manages to lure greenlisted teen idol Tommy Kirk into a prehistoric cave of mystery and mayhem in 1969's It's Alive! It's a fish-man movie, not the Larry Cohen baby flick, trust us.

Next! Is it man? Is it fish? Is it octopus? Nah, it's 1971's Octaman, and it's really something else. He's the eight-legged dude that's gonna make ya say "Oh shit, it's Octaman!"

Finally, the Monster Fish Man film that spawned it all, 1971's Zaat. And what exactly has it spawned? The only way to know for sure is to listen to us chat about it.

All this plus witty banter between slimy dudes, the unexpected return of Norman Bates Junior, another bunch of crybaby clowns in the public sphere, racist cartoon lawsuits, the invention of Nice-Skates (tm) and the Sad Saga of Grampa Larry, a shout-out to the interns in the digital animation department of Disney Junior, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, armpit farts, the untold benefits of podcasting, fully-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now!

Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd loosely chain ourselves to weird underwater machinery for your love and support.