Friday, August 18, 2017

JFD377: The Panther Squad, The 13th Warrior, Hardcore Henry

Shock and Awegust at Junk Food Dinner is different than Shock and Awegust at other podcasts. Here at JFD, we've got a time-honored tradition of including movie picks curated specifically by our Patreon Donors. And now, this week, here is that episode as per our traditions.

First up! Our man Paul's got a surprising Sybil Danning feature for us to feast on, 1984's The Panther Squad, which you might remember as being that one movie where Sybil Danning wears revealing leather clothing.

Next! Our man Travis is waging a battle against indifference, with the forgotten blockbuster The 13th Warrior from 1999! It stars Antonio Banderas and was directed by the guy who did Die Hard, so why has nobody heard of it?

Finally, who could forget our man Luke's legendary suggestion that we finally review 2015's Hardcore Henry? Not us, or we surely wouldn't have reviewed it. It's that first-person movie from the Russian director where all the policemen get shotgunned. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between tough dudes, Coors references, a plethora of Kevin-related celebrations (in audio drop format), Ghoul Summer t-shirts, JFD poop styles, JFD jerk styles, all your Munsters updates, extended Bobcat chattings, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wet sneezes, super-mega belches, armpit farts, the untold benefits of podcasting, fully-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Friday, August 11, 2017

JFD376: Island of Death, The Bride with White Hair, Deadliest Prey

Shock and Awegust begins now! We're talking about action movies all month!

Kevin's out partying in Boston this week, but we have a stacked show nonetheless! We have an interview with the Found Footage Festival dudes and we're joined by Derrick from Astro Radio Z to discuss three wacky films!

First, a couple of tourists get into some ghoulish nonsense while on vacation in Greece in the 1976 video nasty "Island of Death." (It's not an action movie).

Next, Ronny Yu's classic Hong Kong take on Romeo and Juliet set against an old timey Chinese war: "The Bride with White Hair" from 1993.

Finally, David A Prior's sequel to the epic story about hunting humans in the woods for little to no reason: "Deadliest Prey."

All this, plus Bill Zebub chat, Voicemails, incorrect theme songs, no nerd news, no dvds, ghoul summer chat and so much more!

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Thursday, August 3, 2017

JFD375: True Gore, Red Room, Dickshark

We'll here we are again, kids, Ghoul Summer 2017 is coming mercifully to an end. And what better way to round out the festivities than by partying with the original ghoul himself, Mr. Mike Dikk, formerly of Kissing Contest and currently of Virtual Pros.

Up first, we take a look at another one of those Faces of Death-esque real-life carnage footage comps, True Gore from 1987. This relic from the industrial music scene compiles death footage, animal torture and genital mutilation. Bring the kids!

Next, we step inside the Red Room from 1999. In this low-budget, Japanese exploitation film, four contestants try to out-ghoul one another to win a million dollars. Things start off pretty tame but eventually get very ghoulish. The movie is made even more unsettling by having some of the grossest sound effects ever featured on JFD.

And finally, we suffer through notorious ghoul director Bill Zebub's latest 2+ hour exercise in juvenile schlock, Dickshark from 2016. In this ultra-low budget shit fest, Mr. Zebub gropes strippers boobs for most of the run time and then a rubber, flesh colored shark puppet attacks them.

All this plus witty banter between friends, catchin' up with the Dikkster, ghoul revelations, 3-D movie news, gross noises, all your favorite ghoul drops, Donald Lloyd, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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Tuesday, August 1, 2017

JFD's August Movie Schedule!

Shock & Awegust is back!!

We've got a whole goddamn month full of action movies culminating in our 1,100th movie ever, which we'll do an audio commentary for. Vote for which movie you wanna hear about on the left sidebar over there.

And check out our Patreon if you want YOUR picks to show up on the show.

JFD376 w/ guest Derrick from Astro Radio Z

  • Island of Death (1976)
  • The Bride with White Hair (1993)
  • Deadliest Prey (2013)
JFD377: $10 Patreon Pal Picks
  • Panther Squad (1984) (Picked by Paul)
  • The 13th Warrior (1999) (Picked by Travis)
  • Hardcore Henry (2016) (Picked by Luke)
JFD378: Norris/JCVD/Segal
  • An Eye for an Eye (1981)
  • Cyborg (1989)
  • Cartels (2016)
JFD379: 1,100th movie/audio commentary
  • Vote Now! (????)

JFD998: Junk Ghoul Rewind

Have you ever said to yourself, "I've got nineteen hours to waste and absolutely zero standards about the entertainment I consume?" Well, ghouls - it's your lucky day. We've got the Junk Ghoul Rewind episode to end all episodes. It's five years of Ghoul Summer podcasting, bunched up and vacuum sealed for your absolute convenience. Crack it open at extreme risk to yourself and others around you.

Here it is, presented for your disapproval, You Know What We Did the Last Five Summers:

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 117
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Last House on the Left, Last House on Dead End Street, House on the Edge of the Park

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 118
Thursday, July 19, 2012
The Human Centipede 2, Nekromantik, The Bunny Game

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 170
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Martyrs, Faces of Death, Taxidermia

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 222
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Men Behind the Sun, Tetsuo, the Iron Man, The Secret Life: Jeffrey Dahmer

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 223
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Cannibal Holocaust, Come and See, The Untold Story

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 272
Friday, July 24, 2015
Hanger, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Niku Daruma

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 273
Friday, July 31, 2015
Men Behind the Sun 2, The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence), Inside

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 318
Friday, June 17, 2016
The Rapeman, Splatter: Naked Blood, Ex Drummer

JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 319
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Eugenie, Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom, Marquis

All this and nothing else!


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Thursday, July 27, 2017

JFD374: Faces of Death IV, Red to Kill, Sick: the Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist

You can't wait 'til summer? Because it's gonna be a summer of ghouls? Hey now? It's this week's episode of Junk Food Dinner! We kick off our two-week tribute to the ghastliest and grossest flicks to watch in the sweatiest parts of the summertime, our own personal S&M trip: Week One of GHOUL SUMMER starts now! And to help us kick things off, we're joined by very special guest, cinematographer Brian Sowell (Sequence Break, Beyond the Gates)! And did we mention these movies were all suggested to us by our Patreon Donors? Those dudes pick some creepy flicks.

First up! The fourth installment in the venerable series of ghoul-classics that in some senses started the entire ghoul craze as we know it today, Faces of Death IV, from 1990, finds new and interesting ways to surprise us, and we talk about some of the more insensitive ways in which it did so.

Next! 1994's Red to Kill is more artful than your typical Hong Kong CAT-III movie, but that doesn't mean it has any less sequences featuring the rape of the mentally disabled. In fact, it has several. But that mood lighting, though!

Finally, who could forget Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Super-Masochist. This film, from 1997, is well beloved by all, most importantly Parker. It's a real eye-opener (and dick-smasher) of a movie. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between fiends, ghoulish on-set experiences, ghoulish drowning stories, ghoulish studio executives, dallas suicide club, buying gore by the sheets, your weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, a profound lack of noted police involvement, half-wet sneezes, mega belches, almost-decrepit erections, the dangers of ghouldom, well-brominated mineral gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. Kevin might forgive you in exchange for your love and support.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

JFD373: Last Summer, Scenes From the Goldmine, I Woke Up Early the Day I Died

Nobody ever tells Junk Food Dinner what is and isn't possible. Not even the laws of physics are strictly respected around these parts. Case in point and pudding-proof: this week's episode features none other than Wayne Killmeister of Motion Picture Massacre: the Podcast. You won't believe it, but that doesn't change a damn thing. It happened.

First up! Could it be a prelude to Ghoul Summer? Is that the kind of kick Sean Byron's on these days? One thing's for sure, it's 1969's Last Summer, directed by Frank Perry and starring a dead seagull.

Next! The movie that seems like for sure it should have been on HBO all the time when we were kids, but nobody remembers. It's a Kevin Moss blind-pick bonanza as we review 1987's Scenes from the Goldmine! In this case, they're mining for lucrative song publishing royalties (and cocaine).

Finally, who could forget I Woke Up Early The Day I Died. This film, from 1998, is well beloved by all, most importantly Wayne. It premiered famously at the Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, Calif. It's written by Ed Wood, and not the fictional Tim Burton character but the actual historical figure. You gotta see it!

All this plus witty banter between podcats, Wayne's unfettered sense of civic pride, Wayne's official theme song, Wayne's stance on Illogical Contraption Radio Podcast, Wayne's boob-scale ratings on Junkmails, Wayne's standing with Jackson Stewart, Wayne's standing with Unknown Caller, Wayne witnesses the return of a very special caller, Wayne's thoughts on Ghoul Summer fashions, Wayne's experiences with JFD commentary episodes and presidential elections, Wayne's preferred methods for seeing Jodorowsky films, some weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wt sneezes, mega belches, partly-decrepit erections, the dangers of podcasting, semi-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more!


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Thursday, July 13, 2017

JFD372: The Hitcher, Wild Tales, Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders


This week on JFD we turn over the programming rights to our loyal Dom Deluise $10-a-month Patreon donors and get a trio of off-beat features to sink our teeth into.

Up first, C. Thomas Howell (Soul Man) plays a young man driving alone in Texas who picks up a hitchhiker played by Rutger Hauer (Hobo with a Shotgun) who quickly reveals himself as a psycho killer. Soul Man manages to escape the madman but sets off a game of cat and mouse in The Hitcher from 1986.

Next, we take a look at Argentina's highest grossing movie ever, Wild Tales (AKA Relatos Salvajes) from 2014. This dark anthology flick weaves 6 tales about people in strange situations with questionable morals.

Finally, Adam West, Burt Ward and Julie Newmar reprise their roles (well, at least the voices) from the classic 60's Batman TV show in an all-new, straight-to-DVD, animated adventure; Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders from 2016.

All this plus witty banter between friends, vacation plans, slot machine previews, Junk Mail, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more!

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Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

1,100th movie/audio commentary time!

Hey, Junkies! It's that time again! Vote for what our 1,100th movie should be and we'll do an audio commentary for it at the end of August!

Just click this widget here or the one on the left sidebar. Whatever's good.

JFD's 1,100th movie/ next audio commentary
 
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In the past, you guys picked Howard the Duck (JFD35), C.H.U.D. (JFD69), The Warriors (JFD103), Transformers: The Movie (JFD137), Escape From New York (JFD172), Spring Break (JFD 206) and Ice Cream Man (JFD240) Judgment Night (JFD274), Double Agent 73 (JFD311) and The Neverending Story (JFD345).




Friday, July 7, 2017

JFD371: Jekyll & Hyde ... Together Again, Nightmare Weekend, Willy/Milly

We're back!

Up first, a doctor discovers cocaine ... well, a powdery white drug anyway ... and becomes a sleazeball maniac in "Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again."

Next, a different doctor turns coeds into flesh-hungry mutants (I think) in "Nightmare Weekend."

Finally, a high school girl grows a penis thanks to Seth Green's magic in "Willy/Milly."

All this, plus Nerd News, random ass drops, DVDs, buddies talkin and so much more.


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