All Hail Lady Bim.

We watched "The Apple" this week. The film involves these weird, glittery triangular stickers people have to wear on their faces (by law!) to show their appreciation of this record label/band/vaguely asexual mafia. See that dude up there? That's the sticker I'm talking about.

Well, anyway. Last week I bought the Lady Gaga CD (so what? Wanna fight about it?) and it had an advertisement inside for some Lady Gaga earphones:

"The Apple," you wrongly predicted that by 1994, band T-shirts would be extinct, but you've proven more prophetic than we could have ever imagined.