Machete don't text, but he drinks tea.

Hey. I'm gonna interrupt all these Top 5 Movies of 2010 lists to bring you a commercial for iced tea. No, we're not sponsored, but apparently Machete is. You remember Machete, right? The lovable Federale from most of our Top 5 lists? Well, he's selling soft drinks. Check out the ad below:

(Warning: For some reason, the commercial features lots of Machete spoilers.)