BUY US THIS.
We've talked at length about 1986's "Spookies" on a number of occations. Check out Episode #10 if you haven't already, and go here for a full length riff session with the cast and crew that I was lucky enough to be a part of.
Well, now's your chance to own a piece of Junk Food history as well as an awesome movie and cool poster. Pete Iasillo, Jr. (who played Rich in the film) has put both of these things up on eBay here. This is a pretty brief auction so get in there and bid, Junk Food Junkies.
Also, Parker's birthday is next December and I'm sure he'd like it if you won this and then gave it to him next year. Do the right thing, you guys.