The perfect gift... for a baby ...who loves super-violent 80's action films....?

On this week's show we'll be talking about the awesomely over-the-top 1986 action flick Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone.

After watching the movie I was browsing eBay, curious to see what kind of Cobra-related merch was out there, and came across this adorable Cobra onesie (ugh, what a terrible "word") from a company called Super Sweet Shirt Co. I know a lot of infants who are big Sly Stallone fans, so I'm going to order a couple of these.

But seriously; who the fuck is going to buy this? If you're a nerd for violent 80's schlock and want the whole world to know it, start a website or a podcast like we did, don't advertise it on your defenseless baby. Do you really want your child's first memories to be looking down at his chest and seeing a pissed off Stallone pointing a gun at him?

Super Sweet also offers onesies featuring other todler-friendly classics like Rambo, Die Hard, Terminator 2 and Evil Dead. If your baby isn't showing up to daycare in one of these, how are the other parents going to know how cool your DVD collection is?


  1. LOL now this is a funny post! Thanks for the mention :)


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