Can sharks get reservations to Dorsia?

My favorite novelist, Bret Easton Ellis, is apparently (read: according to The Hollywood Reporter) teaming up with the writer of "Taxi Driver" to make a movie about shark murderers!

Here's the synopsis: According to the Hollywood Reporter, the story will focus on a worker at an expensive beach club who takes revenge on its wealthy and obnoxious members by steering their yacht into shark-infested waters. Schrader will direct and work with Ellis on the screenplay.

Needless to say, this news is good enough to make today worth enduring.