Turns out vampires CAN get worse than Twilight and True Blood
Don't believe me? Here ya go:
How fucking tired are these jokes? And haven't most of them already been given to us in movies like "Vampires Suck" and "Taintlight" in the last couple of months? At least actual funny person Ken Jeong was in one of those (unwatchable) movies, rather than Alicia Silverstone.
"Who's best to star in our new comedy about immortal vampires?"
"How about some girl who was in about 1.5 good movies in 1995 and nothing else?"
"She sounds perfect because we all remember her as a charming and adorable 21 year old, so suddenly seeing her as a old, gross, uncharismatic almost-40 wretch will really hammer home that 'ageless and immortal' vampire thing."
Anyway. In summation, Krysten Ritter is a next-level fox so I'm for sure gonna see this.