Wednesday, February 8, 2017

The JFD Videostore is open for business!

It's true, Junk Food Junkies. The future is video. VHS, specifically. As such, we've launched our newest, and greatest endeavor to serve you in the realm of cult movie chats:



The JFD Videostore is your ONLY legal source on YouTube for the following:

  • Occasional appearances from a cohosting ghost
  • A shirt-ripping celebration in defense of the Japanese of this country
  • Donald Trump / Kriss Kross mash-up songs
  • Julian Sands' peen
  • Cocaine-snorting down syndrome kids
  • Men punching mirrors when they're horny 
  • A flagrant disregard for the quality of Corey Feldman films
  • Stunning insights into economic incentives of monkey handlers
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